Monday, March 08, 2004
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Well, Ribbon Hood of course!
Wasn’t I surprised when I woke up this morning to find it snowing outside my bedroom window. Um…I thought it was March and that the temperature in NYC on Saturday was 63 degrees. But ok.
My parents made their annual “We must decorate Joe’s apartment with brand new furniture” trip this weekend. They brought me a new TV stand, a beautiful bookcase, lots of groceries, and many other little trinkets that I needed. My bedroom is now fully furnished and gorgeous. They are so generous with their time and their money. I am very lucky to be a 26 year old kid that still needs his parents to fix up his new pad.
I finally feel like the stress of moving is over. Do you know how GOOD that feels? Man, to have two weeks of your life in complete upheaval…it makes it SO worth it when all is said and done. I just love my new place. So cute and pretty. Just like me. Cute and pretty.
This weekend is the wedding shower for my Siamese twin Rita. I couldn’t be more excited. I am taking my friend Angie up for the visit and I expect to see all of my oldest and greatest friends. It’s going to be a busy and crazy weekend, but it is SURE to be filled with love and fun. And hopefully with some major card playing. I am SO overdue for that. Also, the actual shower is happening in some sort of hall. Like a room that you rent for big parties. I just LOVE parties that take place in buildings like this. I’m so used to going to my friend’s apartments for parties that being able to go to an outside place is super exciting.
I saw some enjoyable movies this weekend. One was The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz. I’m not huge on romantic comedies, but this was one was a bit shocking at times and didn’t totally bore me to death. And I have to admit that I just love that Christina Applegate. She’s supa good at everything she does. Especially when the babysitter was dead. The only thing that I couldn’t figure out was how skinny, tiny Justin gets his little penis inside Amazon Woman Cameron. It took me the whole movie to imagine all their different positions and I still couldn’t get a clear picture. Maybe it’s because his dick needs to be in my butt. Huh. Now THAT makes more sense.
I also saw the movie Thirteen. I just love that Holly Hunter. She is supa sexy and talented. The teen girls were pretty good too. Overall I thought that the movie was made out to be more shocking that it really was. I mean, did anyone see Kids or Bully? Now THOSE are some shocking teen movies. But overall, the story was decent and the acting was pretty good. And I would definitely watch the first scene of the movie over and over. I mean. “HIT ME AGAIN. HARDER! Booooooooowaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!” Yeah, that was fucked up.
So one funny thing that happened this weekend…
My friend Angie rolled a huge blunt and brought it over to my place on Saturday night. My mom’s eyes grew hugely wide and then she lit it up and smoked it. Seeing her sitting on my bed with her ghetto lips wrapped around a blunt made me pee all over my new rug. It was a sight that I will never forget. Oh mom…you’re so HARD. Core that is.
For some reason I miss my Paulie today. He and I hung out last night, so it’s not like I haven’t seen him in a while. But last night he made me laugh so hard and for so long that as soon as I woke up this morning, I wanted nothing more than to spend the day with him. I am literally counting the hours until I get to his place tonight. It’s weird that after four years I can still have the same kind of addiction to him as I had when we first got together. Most times I don’t feel it as strongly as I do today. But when I do…it makes me feel all warm inside.
Well, lunch time is around the corner, which means that naptime is around the corner which means that I can get off my lazy ass and do something productive. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Till tomorrow!
Well, Ribbon Hood of course!
Wasn’t I surprised when I woke up this morning to find it snowing outside my bedroom window. Um…I thought it was March and that the temperature in NYC on Saturday was 63 degrees. But ok.
My parents made their annual “We must decorate Joe’s apartment with brand new furniture” trip this weekend. They brought me a new TV stand, a beautiful bookcase, lots of groceries, and many other little trinkets that I needed. My bedroom is now fully furnished and gorgeous. They are so generous with their time and their money. I am very lucky to be a 26 year old kid that still needs his parents to fix up his new pad.
I finally feel like the stress of moving is over. Do you know how GOOD that feels? Man, to have two weeks of your life in complete upheaval…it makes it SO worth it when all is said and done. I just love my new place. So cute and pretty. Just like me. Cute and pretty.
This weekend is the wedding shower for my Siamese twin Rita. I couldn’t be more excited. I am taking my friend Angie up for the visit and I expect to see all of my oldest and greatest friends. It’s going to be a busy and crazy weekend, but it is SURE to be filled with love and fun. And hopefully with some major card playing. I am SO overdue for that. Also, the actual shower is happening in some sort of hall. Like a room that you rent for big parties. I just LOVE parties that take place in buildings like this. I’m so used to going to my friend’s apartments for parties that being able to go to an outside place is super exciting.
I saw some enjoyable movies this weekend. One was The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz. I’m not huge on romantic comedies, but this was one was a bit shocking at times and didn’t totally bore me to death. And I have to admit that I just love that Christina Applegate. She’s supa good at everything she does. Especially when the babysitter was dead. The only thing that I couldn’t figure out was how skinny, tiny Justin gets his little penis inside Amazon Woman Cameron. It took me the whole movie to imagine all their different positions and I still couldn’t get a clear picture. Maybe it’s because his dick needs to be in my butt. Huh. Now THAT makes more sense.
I also saw the movie Thirteen. I just love that Holly Hunter. She is supa sexy and talented. The teen girls were pretty good too. Overall I thought that the movie was made out to be more shocking that it really was. I mean, did anyone see Kids or Bully? Now THOSE are some shocking teen movies. But overall, the story was decent and the acting was pretty good. And I would definitely watch the first scene of the movie over and over. I mean. “HIT ME AGAIN. HARDER! Booooooooowaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!” Yeah, that was fucked up.
So one funny thing that happened this weekend…
My friend Angie rolled a huge blunt and brought it over to my place on Saturday night. My mom’s eyes grew hugely wide and then she lit it up and smoked it. Seeing her sitting on my bed with her ghetto lips wrapped around a blunt made me pee all over my new rug. It was a sight that I will never forget. Oh mom…you’re so HARD. Core that is.
For some reason I miss my Paulie today. He and I hung out last night, so it’s not like I haven’t seen him in a while. But last night he made me laugh so hard and for so long that as soon as I woke up this morning, I wanted nothing more than to spend the day with him. I am literally counting the hours until I get to his place tonight. It’s weird that after four years I can still have the same kind of addiction to him as I had when we first got together. Most times I don’t feel it as strongly as I do today. But when I do…it makes me feel all warm inside.
Well, lunch time is around the corner, which means that naptime is around the corner which means that I can get off my lazy ass and do something productive. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Till tomorrow!
